Happy National Spouse Day [PHOTOS]

I did not realize it was National happy spouse day. Now that I know, I wanted to thank my wife for not killing me. 

She has had plenty of excuses to kill me and has yet to do so. I gotta appreciate that, because I am the most impossible person to live with, maybe on Planet Earth. So, Erica, thank you for everything you do. Thank you for putting up with:

• Bad decision making.
• Mood swings.
• Putting stuff away in the kitchen in the wrong place.
• Insisting I am right all the time.
• Making decisions without consulting you.
• Stealing your razors.
• Throwing away your hair ties when I see them lying around.
• Embarrassing you on the radio.
• Watching our Netflix shows out of order.
• My bad gas.
• Laughing at you that day in the McDonald's drive thru when they said you were too early for lunch.
• Squeezing your booty in public places.
• And generally just being annoying from the time I wake up until the time I go to bed.

Marrying you is the best decision I have ever made and I am excited about all the years in front of us. I'm excited to raise our three boys together and watch them grow up to be men.  If I can ask you for just a few things...please stop agreeing with my mother on everything and give me back all of my hoodies and sweatpants....if you could go ahead and do that that would be great.  I love you squirrel...here's to a long life together spent laughing at other people.