Guess Who is on the Cover of AARP?

I AM OLD!

Why is this happening?  I needed another reminder that time marches on, and I have become a crusty old man.  I did not, for the record, but that's just what I got.

The N.W.A. guy is on the cover of freaking AARP!

I can just imagine the meeting now.  The creative team over at AARP actually mouthing the words: "We need to get younger!"  BAHAHA

OK, so that is where the laughing ends.  Why would Dr. Dre even agree to do this?  I guess technically he is now a senior but MY GOD MAN.  You just made 300 million dollars off your headphones.

TAKE A NAP.....The good Doctor let me down.  Also what stones you have to have to call yourself a doctor when you are not.