Tough to see, but if you live around here, you immediately recognize that wrapper. That is a Bagelman wrapper.

I watched Ethan get out of the car this morning and walk into the building. This fell off of him as he walked. Let me repeat that in case you are confused. This wrapper fell off of him as if he were a Bagel tree. Ethan Carey is the true BAGEL MAN. The man rains bagels wherever he goes. He loves bagels so much, it is insane.

True story: Ethan Carey has been banned from eating bagels in the family car. Do you know why? Because he eats them so feverishly that there is constantly a metric f-ton of seeds on the upholstery in his car. His wife said, "No more!" His solution, you ask? He eats them off the floor mat in his car. I kid you not, I have seen it with my own eyes.

You don't reach the heights of success that this man has without starting each and every day with a nutritious meal. This guy knows what he is doing. He carries a suitcase full of Bagelman bagels wherever he goes, and that is called dedication.

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This is a time he was NOT eating bagels. Soak it in, 'cause it's a rarity.