Guys hate it when you kick them in the nuts.  Cops really hate it when you kick them in the dining and entertainment district.

According to the News-Times, a 35-year-old woman named Yakima Lucia Sandoval allegedly kicked the unnamed officer in the groin while fighting to get away from police.  Danbury police were reportedly responding to a domestic disturbance call on Sunday night when the incident reportedly took place.

Great, not only does it sound like this happened, but it was on Easter.  HA!  Talk about an Easter Egg hunt.  You see what I did there?

She was charged with assault (CHECK!). Charged with interfering with an officer (CHECK!). Second degree threatening (CHECK!). Disorderly conduct (CHECK!) AND Failure to submit to finger printing (CHECK!).

Also charged with messin' a dudes plums. I can feel it down in my plums.

The worst shot to my gear I ever took was the summer of 89'.  My cousin and I were pretending to be karate guys and roundhouse kicking each other and I took a brutal shot to pants and went down like a bag of dirt.  No Bueno.

 

 

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