The News Times put out their list of some of the richest people in CT. 

Here is the list of some of the more notable billionaires in CT.

  • Bill Gates - Microsoft - Estimated worth: $79 Billion
  • Warren Buffet - Berkshire Hathaway - Estimated worth: $60 Billion
  • Mark Zuckerberg - Facebook - Estimated worth: $44 Billion
  • Michael Bloomberg - Bloomberg LLP - Estimated worth: $40 Billion

When I think of being this kind of wealthy, I mean filthy, stinkin' rich, for some reason, I think about comfort and cleanliness. What does that mean? I feel like when you're this rich, you are super clean and comfortable all the time. I feel like billionaires have access to soaps, creams, and lotions that the rest of us peasants don't even know about. They must also have creature comforts that we don't know about. There has to be some top-secret massage machines and bath salts that they have access to way before we do. Sure, that is a weird thing to have come into my mind first, but, hell, I'm a weird guy.

The good news from all of this, is that these folks are just a car ride away from us. We can hop in the car, do a pop in, ring the bell, and ask for some dough. I mean, that is a thing, right? It has to have happened somewhere along the way, and I would like for that to work for me. Chances are that I would end up with a police officers knee in the back of my neck, and a taser up my rear-end, but it's nice to dream.

 

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