Connecticut is #1 in the Country in the Most Attractive Women

Yep, we win.  The sad part is that CT apparently is in the bottom 5 of the least attractive men in the country.  Bad news for you ladies and good news for us men.  I mean you have to breed with someone and proximity tends to play a role in that. 

According to the dating app Clover and ABC News CT ranked # 1 in the most attractive or hottest women in the country.  Does this come as a surprise to anyone?  The fact is it's one of the highest income states in America and with money and education comes healthy living...blah blah blah....WE WIN.  Hotties as far as the eye can see.  I'm never leaving this great state.  More importantly I am never leaving the Northeast.  I say that for a host of reasons but the most important being that the entire top 5 of this list were in the Northeast.

The states with the most attractive women:

#1 - CT - Connecticut

#2 - NY - New York

#3 - NJ - New Jersey

#4 - MA - Massachusetts

#5 - PA - Pennsylvania

Yeah we can travel all throughout these beautiful states and run into one smokeshow after another and never have to step foot in the close minded sweaty south not even once.

The states with the least attractive women are as follows:

#1 - MS - Mississippi

#2 - OK - Oklahoma

#3 - LA - Louisiana

#4 - AR - Arkansas

#5 - AL - Alabama

Do you see a theme here?  I do.  The south is ugly just like their food, backwards thinking, taste in music and general sense of style.  The south will rise again?  I think not .  That war would be over by lunch and we would have pizza for lunch which they don't know how to make in the south.  Boom!  ROASTED.

In case you did not notice I do not like the south.

But yeah CT men..we need to step are game up.  We were #2 on the ugliest survey. Do better.