It was only a matter of time before a bunch of robots with big computer brains judged an international beauty pageant!

You take some 'quantum computing' add a little 'facial recognition algorithms' and bingo, you've got a bunch of smart ass robots, called a 'robot jury' according to techcrunch.com. eyeballing beautiful women in bathing suits like they knew what they were doing.

If you choose to enter the beauty contest, you take a selfie via a special app and submit it on the contest website, beauty.ai 

What happened with, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" Besides attractiveness, doesn't beauty take into account the person's entire package like personality, idiosyncrasies, and uniquenesses? What I'm hearing is if I tried to stack up against George Clooney, I don't stand a chance in hell.

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I'll be the first one to admit that I've never been 'that guy' in a bar where women flirt with the cute guys by making eye contact or flipping their hair. Did I want to be that guy? You're damn straight I did! So now you're telling me that robots, through artificial intelligence, are going to reinforce the fact that I was never the guy that women noticed.

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I don't like it! Eventually, robots and their fancy ass artificial intelligence are going to take over the world. Can't humans have something left for themselves without getting machines involved? Pretty soon we won't have to drive our own cars, clean our own house, or try and have sex with our wives. Everything will be taken over by robots who don't know how to reason, love, get angry, cry, laugh, or know the joy of celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.  

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