BEARS – A GLORIOUS DEATH!

So, my family and I were discussing how you might wanna die and some of the answers were horribly misguided, except mine of course...
So I said it plain and simple, a glorious, honorable death involves battling a bear to the death in lieu of a dragon of course.  I wanna go down like "Old man Tristen" in Legends of the Fall!  The only way that wrestling a bear to the death would be better would be to wrestle a bear to the death and he dies by your side and you cuddle each other as you both breath your last breath.  I think that Armageddon actually involves bear/human hybrid soldiers invading small towns and picking us apart.  I'm ready, don't know bout' you but I have bear mace and a butt tons of knives in my car.  Come and get me Yogi!  Your done, I'm ready.  I'm not one of these hippies that thinks you and I can be buddies and we live together in the mountains of Colorado until you catch me napping and eat me like a dumpling.  I'm alert, I'm aware and ready to straight up mush your face!  BEARS, YOU ARE ON NOTICE!