This is getting insane! Bears looking to rip off bicycles now?!

According to the Department of Energy and Environmental Protection from August 17, 2016 to August 9, 2017, there have been 6,071 black bear sightings in the state of Connecticut with the town of Farmington coming in second of all the Connecticut towns with 430! According, a bear came out of the woods and began following a cyclist as he was riding along a Connecticut rail trail in Farmington this past Monday.


What's next? Pretty soon these pushy black bears will be after our women, and children, and our precious metals! It's only a matter of time before one of those circus bears escapes and actually scares a cyclist half to death and then pedals off with his bicycle. They already come out of the woods and swim in our pools, pilfer our garbage and then get pissed off when we won't let them in the house to grab a quick shower and a roast beef sandwich! What's next, a black bear stopping at a biker bar and riding off on a Harley?


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