Ask an Old Bird to Blow Out Her Birthday Candles and This is What Could Happen [VIDEO]

Hey Grandma you made it.  You turned 100 million years old.  Blow out your cake. 

Why not mush her face in the cake if you want to humiliate her so bad.

Look it.  Good on ya' old lady you lived to be 102 I'll be lucky if I see half of that but you should beat your kids with a cane for making you do anything other than sit there.

They should blow the candles out, chew the cake for you and spit it into your mouth like a baby sparrow.  You dealt with their nonsense for 102 years...they should even manually help you blink your eyelids.

Imagine being 102.  The things you have seen, done, the changes in technology.  Your 102 years old and you look at a smart watch....does that instantly send you into cardiac arrest or does an Amazon drone delivering a Michael Bolton CD to your front door finish you off.  I'd say the latter.