5 things that turn men on?

I don't know who this braud is but YES PLEASE!  OK, some publication called "Women's Day" conducted a survey to see what 5 random things turn men on.  Here is what they came up with:

"Women's Day" took a look at the latest research, and came up with a list of five random things that turn men on. . .

1. The smell of pumpkin pie. Researchers tested out 23 different smells on guys to see which ones increased blood flow to their nether regions. Pumpkin pie, with a hint of lavender, came in at number one.

LOU  - NO, THIS IS NOT TRUE AND NEVER WILL BE, STOP WITH THE PUMPKINS!

2. Fear. Scientists put a group of men on a long, shaky bridge really high up in the air . . . put a second group on a stable bridge . . . then sent an attractive woman out to give a survey to both groups.  The men on the shaky bridge gave, quote, "more risqué answers". And that led the scientists to conclude that feeling threatened is a turn-on.

LOU - YES, BUT IT HAS TO BE YOU THAT IS AFRAID LADIES.  WATCHING YOU GET SCARED AT A HORROR MOVIE IS KINDA HOT.  WE ARE SICK, I KNOW

3. Long arms. In another study, men rated long arms attractive. Long legs didn't even make the list. Researchers think it might be because long arms make a woman seem slim . . . and like she probably gives great hugs?

LOU - DON'T CARE - PROPORTION MATTERS IN ALL AREAS

4. Their female look-alike. Studies show that men are into women who have similar facial features to their own.

LOU - NO - I'VE BEEN AVOIDING WHATEVER LOOKS LIKE ME MY WHOLE LIFE

5. A woman's laugh. Doctors say that men are subconsciously aroused when they hear a woman's laugh. And it might be because the sound reminds them of a woman MOANING in the bedroom.

LOU - YES, YES AND YES - LADIES WITH A GREAT LAUGH ALWAYS ADD EXTRA POINTS TO THEIR SEXY INDEX

CUT AND PRINT, THIS IS SCIENCE, NOT WHAT "Women's Day" said but what I did.  Taste it!