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Guess What’s in Ethan’s Bag?
Rather than just ask him what's in the bag? I decided to obsess over it and make guesses in my head. Fact is, the speculation is going to be way more interesting than the truth. Now I'm bored with my guesses and I want you to play along with me.

Woman Caught Smoking on Plane Absolutely Loses It
I am a smoker, I'm not proud of it. It's a disgusting habit and I plan on quitting. There are some smokers out there that either cannot kick it or just love it. It's true, I still know people who enjoy it and do not want to quit.
If I had to guess this woman is probably a smoker w…