Chances are good you've been through this nightmare too. My own personal lunatic calls me up to three to five times a day from a phone number which is always accompanied with “Unknown Caller” below it. I have no idea how he got my number. Maybe Satan somehow got it to him in an attempt to steal my soul away. A quick Google check on the number and it turns out it’s a telemarketer who somehow got my information.
I often wonder what mentally sound human being could possibly find themselves in a place in their life where they actually become THAT guy. The guy who calls us innocent unsuspecting victims every day over and over despite how many times we don't respond.
So in the spirit of being mentally unsound, I give you my fantasy scenarios for telemarketers.