My name is Lou Milano, I'm originally from Brewster, NY, I live in Danbury, CT with my wife Erica, my three boys Louis, Chris and Lucas and our daughter Vida. My interests include but are not limited to scrap booking, muscle cars and doing something I like to call NOTHING. I am a New York Yankee fan and an Oakland Raider fan. I don't like country music, Nancy Pelosi or being told what to do. I am most interested in my own legacy. I guess if I could be remembered for one thing long after I am dead, my hope would be that people would remember this bio.
The Newest Trend in Adolescent Fun is Running Your Pal Over With a Golf Cart
I was a young dude with just enough money and free time to be a danger to myself and others so I cannot get too mad when the kids find a new way to hurt each other. Usually I do find their activities stupid but I gotta say I like this one.
Florida Lifeguard Takes Job Too Seriously and Shark Reminds Him Who is Boss
You have two things to do as a lifeguard at a nude beach in Florida. #1, make sure people don't drown. #2, stop old naked people with beef jerky skin from having sex in public. That's it.
My Kids Didn’t Get the Memo That the Fidget Spinner Thing Is Done
These things are going to be the death of me. I actually said these words the other day, "the next person who says the words Fidget Spinner is punished." Yep that's me and no I am not proud of it but it's all my kids talk about.
Ethan Carey Is Danbury’s TRUE Bagel Man — He Actually Leaves a Trail of Bagels
Tough to see but if you live around here you immediately recognize that wrapper. That is a Bagelman wrapper. I watched Ethan get out of the car this morning and walk into the building and this fell off of him as he walked. Let me repeat that in case you are confused. This wrapper fell off of him as …
Aaron Judge’s Home Run Pace Has Him on Track for Most Ever By a Rookie
Listen, I know HR pacing conversations are ridiculous. The facts are the guy could get injured and he could go into a long slump. To expect him to keep this pace is especially nuts because he's a rookie. He's a baby in baseball and we already have built in expectations for him.
Lou’s 10 Reasons Why 4th of July Is the Absolute Best Holiday We Have
Americans can say what they want, do what they want and live whatever lifestyle they choose to live. We are all free to do these things because a really smart, tough group of rebels insisted on it 241 years ago.
I Don’t Think I Have Ever Wanted Anything More Than I Want a McGregor Victory
Every expert on the sport of boxing says Conor Mcgregor is going to get embarrassed. You can make that reason # 1,846,312 I want Conor to get a clean shot and knock Mayweather's a-- out cold. I want an actual, lights out knockout.
‘1984’ Is on Broadway and It’s Making People Vomit and Faint
The new Broadway adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 is a little more than graphic. According to some reviewers and guests alike, audience members have fainted and vomited.
Guy Named Jeff Went to Disneyland Everyday For 2,000 Straight Days
According to the NY Post Jeff Reitz of Huntington Beach, CA has visited Disneyland everyday for 5 and a half years. He's gone to the park 2,000 days in a row. He started in 2012 on New Years Eve when he went with his former girlfriend.
The Smirnoff Ice ‘Icing’ Challenge Is Back and Dumber Than Ever for Summer 2017
I cannot remember exactly when the Smirnoff Ice challenge was first a thing but I know I was young enough where I thought it was cool. So let's say it was 15 years ago that college aged kids first started doing it. It's a simple concept, someone presents you with a full bottle of Smirnoff …