My name is Lou Milano, I'm originally from Brewster, NY, I live in Danbury, CT with my wife Erica, my three boys Louis, Chris and Lucas and our daughter Vida. My interests include but are not limited to scrap booking, muscle cars and doing something I like to call NOTHING. I am a New York Yankee fan and an Oakland Raider fan. I don't like country music, Nancy Pelosi or being told what to do. I am most interested in my own legacy. I guess if I could be remembered for one thing long after I am dead, my hope would be that people would remember this bio.
Summer 2017, I Bid You Adieu
I'm ready for work Mon-Fri, Football Sunday's and Fall TV. If I gotta pack the van one more time I'm gonna burn my house down. Hey Summer, it's been fun, now go pound sand.
Little Kids All Look Like Hostages in Their 1st Day of School Photos
I mean it makes sense. The people they (our kids) love and trust the most, pack them a bologna sandwich, herd them on a bus and send them to an institution with strangers to look after them. That must be terrifying.
If The Yankees Stand a Chance of Winning the Division They Need to Win This Series
It's now or never. Winning the division is important. If you are lucky enough to get a Wild Card spot you go into the playoffs at a huge disadvantage. Just win these 4 games, sweep the thing and put the heat on Boston now.
The Trailer For ‘Jerry Before Seinfeld’ Is Bonkers
Jerry Seinfeld brings us Jerry Before Seinfeld on Netflix September 19 and I am all-in.
Do You Care That Melania Wore Heels to Visit Texas?
Let's all breathe and scream at each other when it matters. Cue the political trolls reading between the lines.
Which Fake Doctor Would You Trust Most?
You have Dr. Dre, Dr. Huxtable, Dr. House, Dr. Jack Shepard, Dr. McDreamy, Dr. McSteamy, Doogie Howser, Dr. Quinn — the list goes on and on.
High-Quality Baby Wipes at Restaurants Is an Idea I Can Get Behind
My friends, family and co-workers all make fun of me because I travel with baby wipes everywhere I go. Fact is, I'm clean and if you are not carrying them, you are not.
Watch Out Danbury, Bears Are Everywhere
This is a warning, people — the bears have had it with us.
My Little Girl Is Making Me Soft, There’s No Turning Back
My daughter Vida is killing me. Whatever archaic instincts I had left in me to bury my emotions are either gone or on their way out. Everyday she does something that turns me into wet blanket.
If I Say One Thing Before I Leave For Vacation Let It Be: ‘Go Conor!’
I know that I want Conor McGregor to beat Floyd Mayweather so badly that I am not willing to see the obvious challenges that Conor faces and I don't care. I've had it with people who cannot see the possibility in this thing. Him winning, could be one of the coolest stories in combat sports…