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Woman Who Had Sex in Parking Lot in Broad Daylight (Barely) Explains Herself
There's a time and a place for everything.
Woman Sets Record for Crushing Watermelons Between Legs
We'd love to learn more about this lady's social life.
Justice Served Immediately After Woman Berates Restaurant Staff
This woman is a couple of peppers short of, well, whatever you want to put enough peppers on to make it taste good.
Super Drunk German Loses Ugly Battle With a Bathroom
A simple trip to the restroom turned into the beginning of a "Have you ever been so drunk..." joke for one man.
Woman Pleads for Help Tracking Down One-Night Stand Who Impregnated Her [UPDATED]
This is just so romantic.
This Racist Sink Needs to Learn About Equality NOW!
Racism is once again rearing its ugly head.
Hungry Man Blows Snot on Floor, Eats It, Makes Us Ill
People all over the world have different definitions of what's tasty, but this culinary oddity is not something you usually see people feasting on.
Why Is This Fast Food Worker Being Dragged Out the Drive-Thru Window?
The customer is not always right.
Selfie-Taking Daredevil Surfs Roof of Speeding Train
Oh, those nutty Russians!
This Weather Map Is a Penis. A Penis, We Say.
Flash flooding may have given way to flaccid flooding in the Northeast this week.