Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
McDonald’s Employee Shuts Down Idiotic Drive-Thru Prankster
Despite what you may have heard, the customer is not always right.
Don’t Even Bother Guessing Which City Has the Cheapest Beer
Grab a tall cool one and try to figure out where on earth you can find the cheapest beer. Actually, grab a six-pack because it's going to take a long time.
Butthead of the Year Sets Off Firecracker In His Pants
The word "firecracker" and "crotch" have no business being in the same sentence.
Worst Robber Ever Forced to Strip Naked by Woman Who Stopped Him
You know that dream where you show up to school naked? This is worse. So. Much. Worse.
McDonald’s Workers Brawl Over Baking Apple Pie
Here are two people who are prepared to fight for a cause they believe in.
Watch Woman Steal Beer in the Most Unsanitary Way You Can Imagine
This woman must love Miller because she's living the thigh life.
Convenience Store Manager Beats Snot Out of Robber With Fire Extinguisher
Sure, being a convenience store clerk at a gas station doesn't have the sex appeal of, say, a toll booth operator, but that doesn't mean you can't have some days where you feel like an action star.
Deranged Girl Holds Knife to Boyfriend’s Throat in Loony Apology Video
He only went out with her because he figured he could get blade.
Foul-Mouthed Grumpy Old Irish Man Is Fed Up With St. Patrick’s Day
Old people are awesome, especially when they're not trying to be.
Donald Trump Quotes As Pickup Lines Is a HUGE Laugh Riot
You can call Donald Trump many things -- arrogant, pompous, cocky. But you may want to put "ladies man" at the top of that list.