‘Real Housewife’ Teresa Giudice Writing Prison Memoir Book

Until December 23, 2015, "Real Housewives of New Jersey" star Teresa Giudice will call FCI in Danbury her home. According to "US Weekly," you'll be happy to hear that Giudice is keeping track of her activities in prison, and plans on releasing a book about her riveting experiences inside the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury.

Here are a couple excerpts from her book, "I went to lunch at 10:20. I had tater tots and a soy burger. They feed us so much here, I'm going to have potatoes coming out of my ears soon!" Not as compelling as a "James Patterson" novel, but she's working on it. Here's another passage, "Great Mass, I enjoy going to church. It makes me feel good after I go and during." Obviously she'll have something to fall back on when she gets out.

Oh, Oh! Trouble in paradise? Insiders tell RadarOnline that hubbie Joe has been out partying with a strip club employee. Supposedly a friend of Teresa's tells Radar that, "He goes out with his friend several nights a week and Joe's sister, mother, and sister-in-law watches the girls while he goes out to party!" Meanwhile back in the "joint," Teresa knows exactly what's going on according to this "friend."

According to Giudice's attorney, James Leonard Jr., the book will be about growing up from humble beginnings and said, "She will also tell the story everyone is dying to know: what life is like behind bars." The big question?: Will there be a 7th season of "Real Housewives?" Lord, I hope not!

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