Holy cow my friends, you are in for a treat. Today, you get to witness a true-blood American dumbass nearly get killed, and then survive and the chaos unfolded right here in Connecticut. The best part is it appears this nincompoop intentionally wrung Death's doorbell.

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In a scene straight out of a viral cringe compilation, a shirtless daredevil in New Haven decided that the third level of a nine-story parking garage was the perfect spot for his latest stunt. As terrified onlookers screamed from below, he crawled out of the opening, dangling like a lost cartoon cat. The real show? The audacity of a man who clearly believes his gym gains have prepared him for a career as a Marvel superhero.

The video was captured and shared by Mundo TV on Tik Tok and it's going to shake you to your rock-hard core.

@mundonotv touch the sky ⭐ #grass #danburyct #ct #ctgang #foryou #notv #wild #newhaven @Scumbagacademy ♬ original sound - ✞

 

If things like this can happen on a daily basis, Darwin’s theory has some holes in it. You can almost hear evolution sighing as it shakes its head in disbelief. And let’s be real: if you’re making a spectacle of yourself while people scream in terror, you’ve officially outsmarted common sense.

At one point, you hear someone shout "I told you! Now, I'm not here to point fingers or call anyone a liar but absolutely no one, told anyone else that, THAT would happen prior to it happening. While this guy is completely stupid and terrible at life, I'm happy to see no one was hurt in this incident.

P.S. Look, it's Mecha the delicious Connecticut-based noodle bar owned by my wife Erica's cousin! You should know, the food is amazing, and the company is expanding with new locations popping up all across the United States of America. Mecha and the garage are located on Crown Street in New Haven.

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