Yeti Video Footage From Russia Makes Me Want to Believe

My heart says this is real, and we all need to fear the Yeti and its cousin, Sasquatch. Yes, that is the world I want to live in. The world where somewhere deep in the woods, lurks a beast of legend.

A beast so hairy and smelly, it could frighten Courtney Love's armpits. That is the kind of fear only the Yeti or "Squatch" could put in your heart. I have been on this for years. In search of these furry giants. I refer to it as "squatch watch."

I know this video is maybe one of the worst we have seen in awhile in terms of how real it looks. That could easily just be a dude in some furry clothes. If I had to rate this from 1-10 -- one being the worst and ten being the best -- I would have to give it a negative 400. I won't let this deter me, though. The struggle is real, and the search will continue until I find what I came for.

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