Why Does Lou’s Wife Always Look Like She’s Struggling to Get Away?
I look the same in every picture of us together. I am on the attack, and she looks like she is trying to escape my clutch.
I realize that I am undesirable, I really do. But she is not supposed to think so. She could, at least, fake it for the camera. Erica has gotten so good at playing defense, that she knows when my hands are coming now, without even looking. I was passing by her in the hallway at home yesterday and went to squeeze the butt cheeks, and without even looking, she sensed it, and swatted the hand away like a ninja.
I've come to appreciate her defensive skills, because now, when she plays offense, I am not only pleasantly surprised, but I know, for sure, that I have done something right. So ladies, play a little more defense, and your offense will be even more appreciated.
Bonus Video: Ethan & Lou Explore Vaughn's Next on Candlewood Lake...Sort of.