Why Do I Feel Like This Kim Kardashian Robbery Is a Lie?

According to multiple reports including from USA Today, Kim Kardashian was held up by armed robbers yesterday and taken for between $10,000,000 and $12,000,000 worth of jewelry and merchandise.

Kanye West, Kim's husband, according to TMZ, left his concert in Queens to tend to a family matter. That family matter turned out to be the alleged robbery of Kim Kardashian. Kim was in Paris, and French authorities say she was held up by armed robbers.

I don't know, man. Historically, it's not hard to get French authorities to roll over for anyone with money or power. I know some people will call this a stretch, but can't we consider that this is a lie concocted by the Kardashian/Jenner clan?

This is a family led by a matriarch that many people contend had her own daughter do a sex video to get famous. I'll be damned if that didn't work. Then, they are on a reality show that is based in ZERO reality. They have been accused time and again of creating and/or embellishing everything about themselves.

It's time we all consider that everything they do is fake. Kris Jenner is a desperate woman who needs to keep herself and her kids relevant . She will do whatever it takes. Kim Kardashian does one outrageous thing after another -- usually naked -- to keep up with her little half-sisters.

They are shameless, and despite all the sources reporting on this, I am calling a bucket load of B.S.