Why are people not taking me with them on vacation?
I realize it’s expensive but I’m like a cruise director or a “fun director.”
This pic is of me in Antigua with Ethan, Pam and the listeners. I led an unrivaled dance party. I led a conga line to kill for. We swam, we drank, we ate. I met more people than anyone at that resort and then I introduced them to our listeners and then we did really illegal fun things that I can’t mention. Other than the fact that I never have money on me and cannot pay for anything I’m the world’s single best vacation wingman. I promise you a good time. Here’s my vacation agenda:
1 – Wake up at 8am
2 – Go to breakfast but don’t eat and drink mimosas
3 – Change and go to the pool.
4 – Jump in the water and hit the pool bar
5 – Have drinks and swim till 2:30
6 – Go back to my room and sleep till 9pm
7 – Go to dinner at 9:45 after a long shower
8 – Stay out at the resort bar till 2am dancing and singing.
THE BOSS OF VACATION ISRIGHT HERE!