Who Says You Can’t Show Up Naked to the VMA’s?

Yeah she is a despicable human being. Yes she is from an entire family of despicable human beings. Yes she is as dumb as a box of rocks. You do however have to respect the fact that she is willing to show up in the red carpet butt naked with wet hair. I would be lying if I said I was not completely conflicted on this chick.

Sure whenever she opens her mouth I get angry. Sure, her husband is one of the dumbest, most arrogant celebrities in the history of Hollywood. But she has a rear end that won't quit. It refuses to quit, it's simply not a quitter.

What I don't think she or anyone like her understands is that when her looks fade, she's done. That is it for her. There are no layers beyond her looks. There is no talent to lean on, no personality to speak of. That's the end for her. I and many others like me will no longer be conflicted. I simply will not care that she exists. For now I will enjoy the view.