Who is the Real Face Behind the i95 Moose? The Answer is Here [VIDEO]

It has baffled historians and scientists alike for decades.  Who is the i95 mascot really?  What makes him tick?  Why does he hang around the station?  When will he leave?

Dude smokes ciggs and drink coffee and he's a freaking moose?  That's not how this works ... that's not how any of this works.