Ethan and I have been trying, in vain, to find a lady of the night to interview on the Ethan and Lou Miracle Network. 

First, I called 411, they were not much help. Then, I googled pimp, you would be amazed what comes up when you do that, but nothing of help. I followed that up by going to the Danbury Chamber of Commerce. They asked me to leave and never return. I hit up Angie's List, Yelp, you name it. I could not find a practitioner of the world's oldest profession. It was time to take matters into our own hands. We got in the car, headed to Danbury, and here is what happened:

I think that it's a question of teamwork, and we obviously have a hard time working together outside the studio. I mean, we were raring to go. Keep in mind that we are not creeps or anything. We just want to secure an interview with one of these ladies, and we are willing to pay. It will be a ratings bonanza. It will be box office boffo. This is our ABC Prime Time moment. Of course, I am Diane Sawyer. Ethan would have to be that boring bag of bones Stone Phillips. You see, I ask the hard hitting questions. I guess the search continues. Wish us luck.