5 Things Men REALLY Want For Christmas

"Got damn I hate being lactose intolerant, but I'll sacrifice my stomach and my ass for it!"

Believe it or not, socks came up a lot! Here are some of the comments, "Dude, I f**ing wish someone would spend some money on some really nice socks!"

'Megagross' checks in, "People buy me socks now because I have never bought socks in my life. I just wear socks with holes in them." You sound like quite a human Megagross!

This one came from 'Lankysean' who wrote, "Actually my life is pretty awesome most of the time. Getting a lot of pressure from the inlaws and other family members about having kids."

This one came from 'Notbob1234' and then many comments followed echoing the same wish, like this comment from 'ecclectic' who commented, "Solitude is so massively underrated. My answer made my wife really angry. As women will do, she thought it meant I wanted to be away from her or just didn't want to be around her or something. Sometimes you just need to have no one around at all, anywhere."

Take note ladies! A roundtrip plane ticket for your man to go visit a good friend who's moved away is a great gift!

This one comes from 'Zediac' who commented, "Seriously, tools, new tech, something that makes everyday life better and easier. Warning, this type of gift does not work with women."