What is the Hokey Pokey Really All About? And Other Oxymorons I Need Answered
I have some questions here that I think have never been answered … read below.
1) What is the hokey pokey really all about?
2) Can time stand still?
3) Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
4) Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
5) Why do you drive on the highway and park in the driveway? - GEORGE CARLIN
6) Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
7) If a word is misspelled in the dictionary how would we know?
8) Why do tug boats push their barges?
ANSWER THESE BABIES AND THE MOST CREATIVE WINS AND GETS NOTHING. Actually I might hook you up with tickets. Depends on how good and creative you are.
GO!