Every year we gather around a table of WAY too much food and some families will go around the room before eating and say what each is thankful for.  It got me to thinking.  What am I thankful for?

It turns out despite the way I talk on the Ethan and Lou show I have plenty to be thankful for and here they are in no particular order:

  • My wife - I take that particular order thing back....she's #1.
  • My kids
  • My home
  • My job
  • My family
  • My friends
  • Women's calves
  • Women's thighs
  • Women's necks
  • Women's backs
  • Women's breasts
  • Women's butts
  • Women's Eyes......well you get the idea there.
  • Star Wars
  • Batman
  • Summer nights
  • My health
  • Fast cars
  • Sunday afternoons
  • Donald Trump's press conference's
  • Gary Busey
  • The music of Jan Hammer
  • Netflix
  • Hulu
  • The NFL
  • The New York Yankees
  • Jennifer Lopez's rear end.
  • Salma Hayek
  • Amanda Seyfried
  • Megan Fox
  • 90's music

I guess there is a lot to be thankful for.  I mean in record time I was able to bang out a pretty comprehensive list.  I just don't say it enough is all.  The whole going around the table thing is obnoxious though.  I mean can't we just assume that the people we are surrounded with are food enough people that they are appreciative of what they have and not just obsessed with worrying about what they don't?  It's like yes man I love what I have just don't ask me about it I'd prefer not to talk about it right now especially because I have a giant mound of Thanksgiving stuffing to dive into here.

We will be taking your phone calls on this tomorrow morning on the Ethan and Lou show.  Call 203-75-9595 tomorrow between 5:30-10am.

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