WEDDING – Pros and Cons

Wedding pros and cons....

Pros -

* Hotel sex

* Open bar

* Everyone looks good, even the fat people

* Everyone, most everyone smells good, even the fat people

* Chicken, beef and fish, hell yeah

Cons -

* The cost

* The Travel

* The dress shopping

* Wasted vacation time

Here's the deal, weddings are fun when you are there.  The fact is however that they start in your early 20's and you have at least 2 a summer for the rest of your life.  They are a costly inconvenience from a standpoint of time and money.  Those happen to be 2 things most people DO NOT have an abundance of.