I NEED a dog, and I NEED one NOW!

According to the News-Times, there is a dog park coming to Danbury.  The location is said to be on the grounds of the Danbury Airport on Miry Brook Road across from the runway.

It won't be ready till next year. You can get the details from the News-Times here.

I'm all in. Dog Parks are like the top destinations for hot chicks, that and health food stores.  Hey listen ... I know it's terrible the things we have to do to meet women, but it's a necessary evil.

I have never had a bad day in public walking around with one of my cute children or a dog.  The ladies....MY GOD MAN THE LADIES....they just flock.

The question now becomes what breed of dog do I go with?

First I was thinking Bulldog or Pug, but no. You can't pick a breed that you like. You have to go with a breed that is going to attract the type of woman you want. I figured it out: the A1 breed of dog for attracting healthy, bubble-butted, yoga pants wearing hotties is a Golden Retriever ... plus I can hang with one of those.

Get your pooper scooper and your mouthwash cause it is about to get freaky at the dog park.

 

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