Ethan and I Got A Crazy Letter and Gift This Morning and We’re Terrified

So everyone in radio at one point or another has encountered some seriously crazy people. This one was close to the top of my list.

Yeah, so here is the real letter we got in the gift bag.

And since it's really hard to read I have transcribed it for you here:

Dear Ethan,

 It's been a good 6 years since I had the pleasure of meeting you at the coffee shop/boat dock.

Here's a token of my appreciation.  We here at the ward (2nd floor - with the exception of room 208) enjoy your program.  In thanks we would like to give you this jar of matzo sticks.  This family recipe dates back to my Woodstock days.

Please and allow at least 20 minutes for the full effect.  Don't forget to share this with the funny red haired guy. 

Signed  - I'm not going to out this person so I won't say.

Yeah and it came with a red gift bag.  Inside was a jar with 2 matzo sticks and a suspicious green liquid.  Needless to say we threw it out in fear for our lives. Mind you this was out on the sidewalk waiting for us when we arrived at the station in the morning.

Color me yellow cause I'm now scared for my life.