Virtual Pornography Will Ruin Planet Earth

So, this is what we have come to?  Is NOTHING sacred?

What can we have for people anymore?  I have to check four social networks, my text messages, I have a drop box, a Youtube account, three work YouTube accounts, three e-mail addresses and now my porn is virtual.

I miss some kind of human interaction.

I work down the hall from people who walk from their desk to ask me if I got their e-mail.  Here's an idea ... up and ask me or text me like a human. I have not experienced this virtual porn, but I'm old-school. I remember the days of watching scrambled smut on channel 12 or 13 (can't remember) on a TV with a dial like a caveman.

What will we become?  I don't get it! Maybe I'm wrong.

The internet made porn free and amazing so I could be missing something, but I don't know how it works. Right now I'm assuming we will have pixelated cartoon characters.  I don't want that.

What will become of classic porn humans like Lisa Ann?  WHAT?  I ask you what?

I'm not trying to be a trash bag, but let's lay our cards on the table - we all watch it.   The Golden Age of porn was during the digital age, which apparently is almost over and our queen was Lisa.

Oh, and now she's retiring this year. What is left?  Football is a sissy sport now where you cannot hit the QB, and porn is going to look like naked Tetris.

I just don't know sometimes.  I just don't.