Typical Mouth Breathing Dallas Cowboy Fan Offers a Rant For the Ages [VIDEO]

Wow this guy is a winner man.

Dude here's an idea before getting on camera ... RENT A TOOTH.

I love how he rolled his sleeves up so he could get hyped for a WWE like speech about the Cowboys.  Also they won one game so far by 1 point.  Relax yourself homie.

At least he is a looker though ... he has that going for him.

"The days of coach after coach after coach after coach after coach after coach after coach after coach IS OVER!"

Absolutely mesmerizing stuff.  I promised myself after he said if for the fourth time that I was hanging in till the end to see how far he could take it.  I think I counted ten.