Tonight is the Biggest Drinking Night of the Year. I Don’t Know What You Will Be Doing But I Do Know How to Undo it. My 10 Step Hangover Cure.
YES. YES. It's time to get sweaty and wild.
WHO WANTS TO HAVE FUN!?
This is that night. The night where you have to figure out where the biggest and best party is and then figure out a way to get there and back safely. That's the tricky part but if you do it responsibly as far as transportation is concerned this could be a night for the ages. Who knows you may end up spending Thanksgiving in Tijuana when all is said an done. Who's to say? You could kick start a wild and crazy affair.....join an occult, play Frisbee golf with a midget. It is a night of possibilities.
It is however more likely that you will meet friends at a bar, remember none of it, wake up with cotton mouth and a hangover like you read about. Then you will have to launch a pain filled investigation into what you ACTUALLY did the night before followed by an apology tour and then before you know it you are pale faced and jamming stuffing in your mouth. It is exciting.
If you do over indulge I have advice on how to cure what ills you.
THIS IS THE FULL PROOF LOU MILANO HANGOVER CURE:
- Step 1 - Buy 2 bottles of Pedialyte
- Step 2 - Put those 2 bottles on your night stand with 4 Tylenol.
- Step 3 - GET WILD AND SWEATY
- Step 4 - When you get home drink 1 bottle of Pedialyte and take 2 Tylenol.
- Step 5 - Wake up, drink the other bottle and take 2 more Tylenol
- Step 5 - Go straight to a diner.
- Step 6 - Order Mozzarella sticks and 2 glasses of Coca-Cola
- Step 7 - Eat and drink them
- Step 8 - Go home and take a brief nap...NOT TOO LONG.
- Step 9 - Take the hottest shower EVER.
- Step 10 - Drink 2 glasses of water.
You do that and you will be cured. I guarantee it.