Lou: ‘Tom Brady Will Hang 70 on the Browns in Week 5′

There are athletes in sports that you just don't bet against if you have a brain. Tom Brady is at the top of that short list. Tom is going to be so fired up by week five, the only thing that could keep him off the field is if he spontaneously com-busts.

Just out of curiosity, I decided to look up who the Pats' opponent would be for Tom Brady's first Sunday back. Sitting there right before my eyes were the words "Cleveland Browns". I laughed and laughed and laughed. There are few teams less equipped to take on Tom Brady his first week back than the Browns.

This will be comical. I am predicting video game numbers. I have set my own personal over/under number at 69 - I am taking the over, by the way. The only thing that stopped me from the prediction that Brady and the Pats will be putting up 100 points, is that the game is in Cleveland. That really means little to a guy like Brady. The only difference is that if the game was in Foxboro, Brady would feed off the crowd and insist on putting up 100 points. I suggest any family members of Cleveland players should not watch the game. Look away. You can't un-see some things.

Keep in mind I am saying this as a person who hates the Patriots. I just know what I see on the horizon. There is a storm a brewin'.