A man in Maryland has a "pooper-scooter!"
Yeah a guy named: David Goldberg has his very own mobile "John."  He calls this gem Loo-Cy and it comes with a toilet paper holder and magazine rack.

Oh, and did I mention it has a plow?

No, I did not? Well, yeah it does.  That's how people found out about this wing nut.  He posted a video of himself plowing the sidewalk on Youtube and it went viral.

P.S. Yep you heard right he built it for last year's gay pride parade.  So many horrible images in my mind right now. I wanna bathe my brain.

On a scale of one to completely unnecessary ... THIS ... IS ... PREPOSTEROUS!

 

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