To Beard or Not Beard? That is the Question …

So, I have been rocking a luscious MAN-FRO on my luscious MAN-FACE, but it's gotten out of control. Or O.O.C. as I like to say.

I want to shave it now or at least trim it, but my girlfriend won't let me.  She said this morning, and I quote, "Don't you dare, If you want this relationship to continue to go smooth, don't touch it!"

Wonderful, can I get a timeline of maybe when I can shave it?  Or do I have to grow it forever?

I'm going to look like I'm in ZZ Top. Maybe worse? Do I have to go past that, and be smothered to death by my own facial hair?

I'm going to answer two glaring questions:

1.) Q - Why don't you tell her you are doing whatever you want?

1.A - Because she does pretty much everything I ask of her.

2.) Q - Why don't you show us your beard so we can decide?

2.)  A - Because it's gross, and does not look right.  BACK out of my face!