Thongs are Out Now? When Did This Happen?

Why man is this happening?  Grannie panties are apparently the new thing?

I am not...  not a fan of panties of all kinds.  But if thongs are out I just don't know how to live.  I love thongs...boy shorts....all of them but now they are saying that Granny Panties are the hottest thing out.  Women are now saying yes to the Granny Panty.

Does this mean that they now know they don't need us?

According to the NY Times. young women (20's) are moving away from the thong.  Thongs sales decreased 7 percent last year......NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!.....WHY!?

Full disclosure I had a collection of some "underoos" that my now live-in girlfriend made me throw away.  Am I proud of this?  No.  I may be too fixated on the so-called "underoos."  With that said I don't need to look at giant "leave me alone" undies.

I do understand though that this world is not fair and it is not just and I am upset about this, but ladies can dress certain ways and do certain things that make them more attractive like wear certain panties for instance.

We have nothing.  We...MEN...are what we are and there is no dressing it up.  You get what you get and you don't get upset.  We basically are the worst ladies and I don't know why you want anything to do with us.  I don't even want anything to do with me!

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