Yes I drew that.  The battle that rages on in my bed each night while trying to get some sleep is epic. 

That is how we sleep.  But it should look more like this:

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I woke up this morning with a knee cap up my rear end, a wrist in my ribs and a forehead pressed firmly into the back of my head.  When I rolled over to see what was what I found 4 acres of land on the other side of my wife Erica.  Why do the ladies think this is an alright way to go about sleeping.  It's just not fair.  One morning I awoke to find that I had been pushed completely out of the bed and onto the floor.  For whatever reason the fall did not wake me which is even more impressive but this is no way to live.  The ladies have the comfort game monopolized.  They have more comfortable everything, they go to spas, get treatments and own the closet.  Now they wan the entire bed to themselves.

I SAY NO!  It's time for us men to take a stand and take back what is rightfully ours and that is a 50 percent share of the bed.  Half is not too much to ask.  What do they even need all that other empty space for?  Are they waiting for us to fall asleep and then they bring in another dude?  Because there is certainly room for one there.  I'm going to start planting booby traps on the 50 yard line of the bed.  That's right you cross over the mid line and you take a rat trap to the face, neck and chest.  That el' learn em'.

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