Look at this guy's head and sweater and that's just the beginning.

These video dating services were a huge deal in the 80's so there are a lot of people out there loaded with regret.

My favorite is: "Hi I'm Maurice, I'm an executive by day and a WH-ild man by night.  He threw an "H" in there for no reason like Stewie from Family Guy selling crackers.

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