New Milford Cemetery Has a Woodchuck Problem, and I Have the Solution

New Milford is being overrun by Woodchucks and I will not stand for it!

According to the News Times, these Woodchucks have invaded the Center Cemetery in New Milford and are damaging these old headstones. Now, I love animals as much as the next guy, but I can't go for that. No ... can ... do.

I live in New Milford. That is my home. I live close by and some of those headstones are from a Land Before Time. I'm a history buff and old things like that mean something to a man like me so I have devised a plan.

We can solve two problems in one shot.

I do not like that hobos are roaming all over New Milford with nothing to do. I do not like that woodchucks are roaming all over New Milford with nothing to do ... SO, we pair them up! We take the woodchucks and give them to the hobos to care for and feed. It's a win-win.

Again ... another genius idea by me.