The Ultimate Love Story: Let's Die Together can only mean one thing. A woman's mind at work!

Recently, a couple who lived in Bethel, and we're married for 69 years, passed away. Josephine Merto 94 died on Sunday, January 31, 2016 and then two days later, her husband, Steven 94 died on February 2, 2016.

Most guys would read the story and then say that they lived a long and happy life, but not the women. To most women, this is a love story for the ages. To illustrate my point, here's an example of a conversation between a happily married couple.

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WIFE - "Did you read about the couple who died within a couple of days of each other?! That is soooo sweet and romantic! That's how I want us to die. I'll go first and then you'll be so heartbroken, you won't know how to go on without me!"

HUSBAND - "Whatever"

WIFE - "That's all you have to say? Whatever?! How could you possibly live without me? Think about how sad you're going to be! You won't know what to do with yourself!"

HUSBAND - "OK, then we'll die together."

WIFE - "Well you don't sound very enthused about it! If we're going to do this we need to be on the same page."

HUSBAND - "Alright then, let's pick a day next week and we'll sit down and plan it out."

WIFE - Great, now you're talkin'! Do you know why the grill cover is off the grill? Why does this knife still have spots on it? Is that dog poop on the carpet?

And, so it goes until the end of time.

WOMEN - Kind and caring and worrying about so many things they have absolutely no control over.

MEN - Obsessing about sex, food, beer, cars, and sex.

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