I read a story this week about Prince kicking all the men out of a club, so that he could stay with the ladies, and read them the Bible.

How can that be real? Is it true? Who is to say? If it is true, a lot of guys were upset. A lot of women were initially happy, followed by confused, and then let down. No matter what, Prince slept like a baby. Now, this.

So, Prince is so weird, powerful, and awesome, that he could get A-list celebrities to play ping-pong with him, and dance on the stage during his concerts when they don't want to? He dressed like a pimp, and acted like one, and got away with it? Get me some mascara, and a guitar right now.

Shout out to the symbol.