The Only Man in America That Has Less Progresssive Views on Marriage Than Me is Rob Gronkowski [VIDEO] – HILARIOUS!

This guy is hilarious.  He gets better everyday.  I cannot get enough.  I can't even fathom how many hours Tom Brady has had to spend explaining things to Rob Gronkowski.

Can you get a more backwards and ridiculously funny view on marriage?  Ask him anything and he is a soundbite machine.  DIG THIS AND DIG IT HARD!

I really want to be a fly on the wall when they install a new play into the Patriots playbook and Brady and Bellicheck have to explain it to Gronk.  They would never bother with someone this stupid that could not play but they have to because they know that Gronk is a straight up touchdown machine and no one does it better.

I have had guys in my life either in athletics or professional life that you had to walk through things for WAY to long but it was worth it because once they figured it out they were ALL results so I can understand (ETHAN).

This makes me laugh so hard that we live in a country so great that Rob Gronkowski can be Rob Gronkowski and no one cares.  This guy is living the dream.  Color me jealous.

Gronk is the only one having more fun than me.  I know this to be true.