Drones Are the Newest Weapon in the Perv Arsenal
They climb trees like ring-tailed lemurs, they have binoculars, and, sometimes, they even use selfie sticks to try and see under your dress. But now, perverts everywhere have adopted new technology to find a way to see your coolie. THE DRONE.
The drone is the newest way for these curious gentleman to catch a glimpse of your kibbles and your bits. According to Daily Star, out of the UK over the last three years drone related crimes have gone up ten times what they were. These pervs are reportedly using them to catch couples getting their naked on. Then, they take those videos and post them on pornography sites.
I'll tell ya this, I am no prude. I do not, however, need to find my wife and I on a porn site. That's going to make church on Sundays pretty awkward. Plus, I already weighed the pros and cons of being an adult film star years ago, and the numbers just did not add up for me.
Sure, drones have their positive uses. They are an effective and affordable way for filmmakers to get tough shots on a budget. They allow you to fetch lost tennis balls off of your roof. I mean, there are all sorts of practical applications. But we had to know that criminals and weirdos would find a way to use them against the rest of us, and they have.
So, the next time you get out of the shower, and are getting dressed near the window in your bedroom, stop and draw the curtains. I know you may think no one can see you from that angle, but they can now. Times they are a changin'.