The Greatest Music Video You Will See All Year, Bar None

Even Kayne West won't have a problem with this music video if it sweeps next year's MTV Video Music Awards.

This video is for a song by Chris Holmes, former guitarist for W.A.S.P.  W.A.S.P. made a dent for awhile in the 80's with songs like "I Wanna Be Somebody," "Blind In Texas" (which was actually a really good hair-metal song) and the immortal "F*** Like A Beast."  In some sort of high-concept act of defiance, some friends and I performed the last one at an air band competition in college. Needless to say, we didn't win.

W.A.S.P. soldiers on, but guitarist Chris Holmes split from the band awhile ago.  This video is from his new album "Sh*tting Bricks" (I sh*t you not) and shows him at his most epically metal.  Watch him flip you off! Watch him wear a middle-finger jean jacket! Watch him defiantly vape on his electric cigarette!  Watch him... uhhh... eat breadsticks and ice cream, feed his dog, and bait a fish hook!

Trust me, just watch. You can thank me later.