THE FARMER’S ALMANAC SUCKS!

Hey, Farmer's Almanac, PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE!I hate you turd nugget!  So, I have had about ten conversations with people about how the "Farmer's Almanac" says we are going to have a horrible winter.

Here are the top reason's I hate the winter:

1 - It's cold - SCREW YOU COLD

2 - When I get up in the morning, it's super cold

3 - When I get up in the morning it's so early you can barely stand being alive let alone shoveling.

4 - Pale face - I'm sexy when I'm tan and look like I have a disease when I don't

5 - Monkeys are harder to find - I love monkeys

6 - Road salt ruins your car

7 - More potholes and CT and NY have enough

8 - School delays and closings - They really eat into my fun time on the show

9 - No chicks - Chicks hibernate in the winter like bears

10 - No chicks - NUFF SAID!