The Farmers Almanac is Calling For a Really Bad Winter

As we bask in the glow and warmth of summer bad news awaits, according to the Farmers Almanac.

The News-Times reports that the Almanac says New England will see above normal snowfall and, yep, below normal temperatures.

THIS IS NOT GOOD! GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET!

I know what your saying ... why oh why would you bring this up? The answer is, because I wanna mentally prepare myself for the intense malaise that is going to wash over me.

I wanna be ready to be miserable. Cause I am WAY too happy right now and that is just not like me.

I don't think I can take another winter filled with shoveling my way out at 5 AM just to dig my way to the radio station to tell you what you already know ... that it's snowing out.

Winter stinks plain and simple so we need to enjoy what we have left of summer. There I was positive ... meditate on that.

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