How often do you communicate with your significant other every day......5, 15, maybe 30 minutes a day?

Lou and I spend 4 hours sitting across from each other talking and planning and saying hideous things to each other off the air. Then there's Pam who claims she's the sanest one of the three. We admit it, we all have issues. Lou's annoying.

All he thinks about is sex, food, and making up rhymes. I'm old and forget things from time to time. Pam has to have order in her life. There's an OCD thing going on there.

This morning they all told me I was yelling out "Erica," which is Lou's girlfriend's name. What's that about?

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I've come to the conclusion that The Ethan and Lou Morning Show needs a therapeutical intervention......Seriously!!

We are looking for a licensed professional therapist for this daunting task. You would spend one, maybe two mornings observing us, to see how we interact with one another, to truly discover how annoying Lou can be and why he has an obsessive fascination with female buttocks.

If you, my friend, are a professional therapist and would like to help us out, pleeeeeze leave a message on the Ethan and Lou FB page.

You will be compensated with concert tickets. Please help!

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